Dear Bike Thief,

That was a really really lame thing you did, sir or madam. I don't know why you feel that you had the right to take my bike which I had locked up in my parking garage. The lamest part is, it wasn't even my bike really, it was a bike my future mother-in-law lent me to use. I had about $140 put into that bike (and the bike itself was worth around $150), and I guess you wanted it all to yourself to sell at some pawn shop. I know you will probably never get caught but at least I know that you are scum and probably and idiot which in the end means I'm still way better off than you. It also makes me glad that Greg's very expensive bike is kept indoors and not locked up outside. It's really a shame this happened, and you'd better hope I never see you on the street with my bike because I will cut you.

Sincerely,
Cailin